Saturday, July 21, 2007

JUST FOR COMIC RELIEF.

junming loves the country. i must get some red tees for national days. muhahah. huh. not funny? okay...

two knights were back from their night hunting trip.
the first one went up to lemonade stand and got his lemonade. the second one went up.
but the owner did not want to serve him his lemonade. pissed off he draw his sword. and slide it just beside the shop owner. "why don you wanna serve me?!", he shouted. the owner replied," sorry sir. this is a one knight stand."

a young kid refuses to go to bed after watching some horror monster movie. the mom. took a bottle of insect repellent. stick onto it a "MONSTER REPELLENT" with instructions on how to use it. then she tried to bluff the kid to sleep. the first time it work. the next night the kid did not want to sleep again. so pissed off. the mom told him,"okay there is no such things as monster okay?!". the kid shouted back,"then how the hell would they sell MONSTER REPELLENT?!". huan lo.

its fated -5:21 PM