Wednesday, July 25, 2007

oh my oh my. this is what i thought when i am bored.

son: mom i have a stomachache. i tried shitting but i just cant.... help mom. get some help.[and the son went to the sofa and tried sleep]
mom:[put on a scary devils mask][crawl towards the son] BOO!!! muahha
son: Jesus Christ mom. wad the hell are you doing?!?!
mom: son. im trying to scare the shit out of you. =)

i hope i am in primary one. school is a drag=/.
okay maths lesson 101.
1=5, 2=7, 3=9, 4=11
so whats the hell is five equals to?!?!
now now.
if said thirteen. you are wrong!!!
its actuali one.
look at the start i said 1=5 right. so 5 equals?

masked people in USA is called batman.
masked people in hongkong is called the FBI.
masked people in singapore is called the grasscutter.
masked people in pakistan is called terrorist.
masked people in china are the one with bird-fly.
okay i just anyhow thought of them.
no offence.

life is becoming more hectic for my frens and me. form a basketball team. how to? when we all so busy. one is sick recently. one is busy with projects. one is bored to death. one is busy with syfc. one is smoking. one is studying. one is sucking his toes. one is in NZ.

people. 91825278. this is the helpline when you cant fall aslp. when you are bored. when you are sad. when you are happy. when you are committing suicide. when you are horny. when you alive. i will be a great help.

its fated -2:23 AM