Wednesday, August 15, 2007

this post is for all the dumb gals.

heres how to balance yourself in the bus, train or even anywhere.

case one. you are wearing a super short skirt. you must always hold on to a pole. this makes sure you wont fail down so easily. unless you are too weak to even have a tight grip.

case two. you are wearing smth but not a skirt. you can try to position your legs a bit wider. this makes your body shorter. and you will thus have more balance.

now. whenever you fall down. please do not laugh all the way. it wont stop the staring. just make sure you have one guy beside you to help you. and guys! you must say "i am sorry im sorry. i did not catch you in time!" like this the gal wont be so sad.

NEXT! all about the sharing folders.
wad does sharing folder does?
no1. you put all the files you wanna send this person into the sharing folder. this process is done behide the msn. and so does not require any conversation to be open. and the opposite end does not need to chose to accept or not.
no2. sharing folders is a online and must be online process! appearing offline will stop the sending.
no3. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A OFFLINE SHARING FOLDER. miss hoo don understand this part.

who should not act cute?
gals who are too tall. [now. imagine a gal so tall. but she acts cute and talks in those kidish tone]omg!
gals who are ugly. [now. take rui hui or some sissy. wow. when they act cute. i tot the evil dark lord took over them! how evil.]

now this part is quite curcial.
if a guys ask you out. please do be reminded. always rmb the dates. don act blur. and forget everthing. also. give obvious answer. please. using the word "so?" is a very difficult answer for the opposite party to reply.

okay. what are points gal should consider if someone wanna be fren wif you or wanna have your contact number.
no1. is his father working in starhub? M1? singtel? if so. he may be able to spam you sms if you reject his love!
no2. is he someone who looks like a human being? if yes. be frens! if he looks like some white piece of shit. no bother.
no3. don always go for the looks. as long as he or she looks like a human. its okay. go for the whole package! the looks, the personality, maybe the skin tone, the heart and so one. but in the end. don forget to get a condom.

how dumb can it be. just calling your name makes you laugh? lousy class reps... hais..

its fated -10:26 PM