Tuesday, October 9, 2007

A man came home late in the night. his wife kicked him hard in the ass. and ask him. "why you so late den come home?!?!". he replied,"the new golden pub has just started their business." curious and she asked again, "really? wads do they have?"
"to start with. they have a golden door."
"wow."
"then golden chairs and tables"
"cool!"
"they even serve with golden cups"
"thats totali awesomeeee!"
"to add on. they have golden toiletbowls!!!!"
"man. i have to check it out someday!!!!!!!!!"

the next day. the wife wanted to make sure his husband did not cheat him. so he search the net. and got the golden pub's number.
"hello. is this the golden pub?"
"certainly mdn."
"do you have a golden door?"
"uh huh."
"wad about golden chairs and tables?"
"of course."
"mmn.golden cups?"
"yeap."
"do you really really have golden toiletbowls???"
there was a long pause. and the reciver shout to his friend at the pub.

"hey david!!! i guess i know who pee into your saxophone!!"

heard this over the radio.

its fated -11:49 PM