Felicia my cousin. Felicia my cousin. she demands that i delicate a post for her. she reads this book title why do men fall asleep after sex. she likes guys with six packs. maybe that's why she likes me. hahaha! she stays so far away from me that we seldom meet. hmm.... she has no tattoos and is a good girl. great. I'm a big liar. oh oh. the purpose of this post is to delicate a post to her for her birthday last year. its on CHRISTMAS. i love her. every year we would have lots of fun during her birthday. its either a chalet, Malaysia trip, celebration at her house or at a bar! hahaha. yeah a bar. haha. so last year we had a chalet. she had a cake which is in the shape of a guy's body. there was six packs! hmm. she turned 18! that's about it. she is getting her degree this year! cool huh! its a bachelor in psychology. THAT'S ALL!
BIRTHDAYS! hi my dear readers. 25th January is Chong Shyang Long's birthday! say happy birthday everyone!! he is now 20. yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 26th January is my mom's birthday!! wait. its Ellen DeGenered's birthday too!!! ellen is 52 years old now! my mom is 30 years old now! say happy birthday to this two funny woman in my life!! now now. lets not stop. 27th January is Kenny Woon's bithday! happy birthday to you! happy birthday to you! happy birthday to kenny! happy birthday to you!!!! he's 20 too! 30th January is Ng Xue Ying's birthday !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg. so old already. she is also 20 this year!!!! yay. we will be having a meet up on saturday. its been a long time since we sat down and chat and laugh at each other!
back in SINGAPORE! 30th december touch down on singapore at about 4:20pm! so happy. rushed home. but only my brother was at home. bought lots of clothes and lots of clothes and some other stuff. not important thou. important part is that kwa jun ming is back in singapore. it was fun. the whole day was spent at home.
i tried out all my clothes. gave out all my present to their respective owners. now. my whole room is in a mess. overflow of plastic bags. talking about bags. i still wish i bought the adidas bag and the swimming cap. oh well. cap is cheap. shall buy it soon. about the bag....... sigh. no hope.
but at least i found out that adidas has this shoe bag that has two compartment. one is for the shoe. another small compartment is for wallet and stuff? not sure. but sure looks nice! predator shoebag.
wild wild west. omg. last thursday i went to palau ubin. cycled the whole day.
then. friday!!! me, jun jie, jem, sam. went to wild wild west. its at chinese garden. omg so near ah... took about an hour of train ride. ate lunch. went in. saw 4 girls in bikini and this lifeguard was actually teasing the girls and asking us to GET TOGETHER.
but we obviously did not. crazy lots of jumping and laughing and splashing. crazy x 9999999999. then it was bathing time. after that i went to da gu house on my own. felt lost. as i have never always travel to the west side. in the mrt. i was chatting on the phone. cant help but feel that the west side's people seems so boring. but i guess they were just tired from work or school. missed the bus 70M. so i had to wait. kept trying to read my men's health. but i was so scared i would miss the correct busstop. so i stopped. was very happy when i reached! thou no one was in.
that night. we did the usual going out to the 7-11 and cheers. next it was medal of honour! fighting zombies naxi trying to attack us. did badly. BUT! the next day was so much better. we played so well. it actually got boring for me. ha ha ha ha.
the next afternoon. we prayed for good relationship! TWICE! hahahaha. had some eat and chat session. watched some tv. sing some bitthday song!
then it was home sweet home. what a THURSDAY, FRIDAY AND SATURDAY.
sunday was not that bad either. i got to go running!!!!!! ate fries too. ha ha ha. ran run ran run. sweat. home.
happy birthdays today we celebrate two birthdays! my sister and aunty ANY! okay i don know how to spell. aunty from xiao gu. had subway. went over to er gu house at 1pm plus!
JUST IN CASE SOME MIGHT WANNA ASK. WHY DID NOT I BLOG ABOUT SOMETHING. I WOULD ONLY SAY. ITS DANGEROUS TO LET ALOT PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT IT. hope you understand. pick up your hand phone. scroll to jun ming's hand phone and call. if your brain is filled with the smoke from the BBQ to understand.
okay so we helped out ............... ALOT! and got tired. went to sat at the roof. relax.
then came the rest. it was crowded. food was ready by then. as we helped out! went down.
start fire. waited for yanling to come. then we all went in to swim! played some sponge ball. fun. it bounced!!! on the water!!! and can spin!!! hahaha might sound boring huh. wait till you try.
then we all went up for some more food. more fun. before continuing our swim!
then came xiao gu with the cake for the maid. cut cake for my sister. then the aunty.
bathed. then we headed up for a chatting session. the whole day was filled with water in the nose. spinning of sponge ball and ourselves in the water. fire in the charcoal and on the candles. filled with fun!
then came the end! as usual. san gu fetched me home.
felicia house stayover 8th feb yes yes. i know. very slow. i arrived at 0000hours on a cab. was half drunk. talking on the phone. seems like some angel or devil. everytime i am drunk i would hear her voice!! hahaha. firstly. play abit of computer. then went up. disturb some of them. went down again. look at felicia's hamster! bacon. then after a long long while. we decided to head off for cheers. for don know what reasons too. i only know i was trying to collect the stickers for my sister. and since i won some money at jun liang. i kindly sponsor our big eater. shawn!! hahaha awwww yes i am kind. HEHE then we went back. i went to bath. used the com awhile. one by one. they all went to sleep. before that. felfel's room was like a water feature! water was pouring out from her aircon. drunkard was not of any help....... if only i was awake! then we tried yan ling pimple cream! not bad worxxxxxxx. [[okay i do feel sleepy now. the medicine is working its magic.]] the next day. they came into the room and made all sorts of noise. felicia scared the maid with her "vrrroooom vrrroooom" vacuum sound! don understand ? ask me ask me. then we watch tv. eat. play blackjack. mahjong. LEFT 4 DEAD.... played awhile. then i went to the toilet. felt like i was going to vomit. THEN WE ALL WENT HOME. AND LIKE NOW. ITS TIME FOR ME TO SLEEP. me + widescreen + left 4 dead + shawn = want to vomit! LOOK WHOSE WOLS??????? SLOWSLOWSLOW.
cousin wedding dinner 17th jan 2009 morning was just spend with Jem. went to fareast to change shoe as the size was abit too small! SAW THE PRETTY SALESGIRL AGAIN! then was told that cineleisure has the size i want! so we walk. from departmental stores to ulu ulu shops. just to avoid the sun and get some air con. took us quite some time. but upon reaching fareast was so happy. another salesgirl! okay cute. but i was amazed. when the guy instantly knew i was the guy coming. and he prepared the shoe for me already! yeah so got my shoe. walk around awhile. then decide to head back. THANK YOU JEM. NO A LOT PEOPLE WOULD WANT TO ACCOMPANY SOMEONE JUST TO CHANGE HIS SHOES AND GO HOME AFTER THAT. I BET. if theres anyone out there. do pm me @ imwillingtowastemytimewithyou@gmai.com hahahaha.
went home! bath. got prepared. took cab to ah ma house. the trip. was. such.a. long. trip. lucky. i. have. means. to. kill. time. FOOD WAS NOT BAD. i seriously in all seriousness ate the sharkfin reluctantly. big reminder. 100 million : 1 is the ratio of sharks and humans getting killed by one another. cameraman sucked. like totally!!!! what an asshole. i asked if he could use my camera to take a photo. "oh sorry hor. im only paid to take with my own camera. you want you might need to get some other brother of yours to take for you. cause im only paid to take with my camera." WEDDING DINNER BRO. just say cannot or not enough time. no need to give me so much bulllshit. camera man. not some big shot president okay.
we had a hard time finding the restuarant... the bus let us alight at vivo city. told us that harbourfront centre will take a long time to get out.
BAD BAD BAD. BUT GOOD GOOD WEDDING! after all. its a wedding........ so i went home. KISSED MY SHOE GOODNIGHT. sleep peacefully!
sleep over yay. had a sleepover on saturday. started out as a cousins outing. shawn heard from yan ling. so shawn and sarah came along. yanling was so dumb!! took the opposite direction bus. so we waited another 30mins.
before that cousin narrow minded told me she did not know how to use her cousin phone. or don know how to ask for it.
so we reached Heeren. met up with felfel, jonjon and lil miss narrow minded. looked around. bought a flesh imp tee shirt. nice green dots. jonjon got a jeans and a slippers.
then we walked over towards cineleisure for burger king. shawn wanted to buy the quad something burger. you know... the burger with FOUR PATTIES. fattyy...... took some photos. but not so soon.
then we decided to have a sleep over. after a 1hr meeting. all of us went home. and decided to meet in 35mins. but jonjon came so early. then he fetch us back to his house. shiok! walk towards the petrol station to buy some chips. its a CHEERS =) if im not wrong.
went back. played rollercoaster. while they watch some movies. then i quit! cause cant play the game. smth wrong with it. not me! watched superbad. slept at 4am.
woke up to someone loud snoring!!! still don know who yet. but i woke up at 1pm. 9hours of sleep. minus 1hr for waking up due to snoring. hahahah.
ate prata! famous prata okay! and mcfish for lunch. watched saving private ryan. then cloverfield. omg... jonjon's screen too wide and big. i tot watch on com wont headache.
after doing my sociology quiz online. we went to EXPO! sitex. okay. so lil miss narrow minded almost bought the sandisk SDcard for her PSP! she could be good friend with jing wen. yes you jing wen. two narrow minded make a bottleneck.
went over to yanling house while the girls cooked pasta for us. which uncle refer to as "junk". it was nice... okay... just a slight shitting and stomach ache. nothing much!!!
so 11pm. sunday night. i reach home. just in time to charge my phone. and go to sleep after a long time.
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change: the only constant we all know this is bullshit. 1 + 1 = 2 and has always been that way since some idiot decided that they need maths to tell them how many eyes they have.
life has been great. just finished my 4th race. now i have ran 12km 07 army half marathon 10km 07 standard chart 42km 08 may31st sundown 21km 08 army half marathon
and to those who did their 10km run with the nike. good for you! cause i did not go. my friend was damn funny la. desiree what a girl. she was trying to squeeze her way out of the water point. des: excuse me excuse me guy: cibah la. excuse me. no space right. des: you then cibai la. what no space. i say excuse me right. lol. don mess with her la. shes crazy!
today watched death race! HAHA die bitch! bomb. don tell shawn its a nice show okay. cousins must not hurt each other. dial 678535xx hi shawn. omg! death race was damn nice right? wait you did not watch the movie? sorry sorry bye~~
running for like a lot of days. thanks vanda for the drinks.
wheres my drive, motivation and the need and the wants?
just watch Hancock online after bathing. its a nice movie passable to watch it in the cinemas. great story line and quite a few funny jokes. have to listen carefully to understand.
ran to pasir park and back home. i really need a water bag. the further i go. the more tap water i drink. pasir ris park is a very nice place to jog. all parks are nice place to jog. better than jogging along side or near to roads. its too smelly and the air is definitely not fresh.
I'm keeping back my long hair. all in favour say aye. aye!! and so i need to buy a bandana or any thin towel to tie my hair up when im running.
on studies wise. need to have self discipline and go to library study .... projects are done with and deleted and throw into the recycle bin and cleared. presentation are all done except for psychology. meeting up on monday to sort of clear up the questions with team mates.
this term we have come to understand each other more. we know who are the slackers who don do much and are the most useless towards the team.
okay here SOME photos to look at. thats the photo for last saturday. was meant as a sending off dinner for liang hao's dad. while waiting for 5cars to gather. we took a small photo with just a couple of family members. just a couple. oh my! who turned off the lights??? aint we all cool.. heres my pretty face! table 1! the kids table who were playing stripping games. but the one who was closest was the shirt next. but it did not happen. nowsdays the kids ... the table with red wine and beers. is this a wedding dinner? feels like! please don notice that big stomach on the left. DO NOT NOTICE hey look who was here before us!!! nice, tasty and not so EX food.
see you soon today was not a dinner to celebrate uncle tjoa homecoming. AS TOLD BY SHAWN. its a sending off dinner for uncle kwa. liang hao dear father. who is going to thailand. to learn the art of muai thai. nah.. its a long term work. not gay volleyball too. just work.
so we went to some place near china town. actually in singapore, pasir ris is near to boon lay. walking distance. so we had a feast. which i have taken lots of photo. but until i have time to do so. i wont unload!!!!
kayaking is what i have been doing!!! it fun. but im tan. not so nice la. but i don mind the tan for the fun. shall get a hat soon. need to protect the fact area more. especially the eyes!! so its 10am to 5pm. lunch one hr plus plus.
disclamer alert. for those who hate blood stuff. the following passage is about a dead cat. please highlight to read. clt + A. its about two dead cats btw. so we were walking towards the kayaks shelves. and shit did i saw one dead cat. with the top part of the head gone. jesus christ. lucky in the morning did not had breakfast. wanted to report to the staff. tadah. yeah. this time worst. just beside the two of the staff. on the grass patch. lower part of another kitten. which shit did that?! then we were having lunch break. wanted to do chin ups! waoh. some red red stuff. no need to ask. report to staff later. cover with trash bag. continue my 12bucks full day rental kayaking. its really disgusting. to think such a think could happen. one of the staff exclaimed "AGAIN?" so with a few lines exchanged. east coast worst. 11times liao.
today we fould the beacon at the left side of the DA!! yes yes yes! with our perfect eyesight ky. we found it.. and the stupid plate. cant even read the words can. while slacking happily looking at the beacon. we saw a huge ship heading towards us. and ships are like pig. they may look slow. but when they run.... its another story. so rush back to shore. had our usual lunch. next up. volleyballs. haha long story short. we were sort of ah. sort of resting. then saw this group of girls playing volleyball. then ky went to toilet. i sit around. then we messed around. even borrowed the girl's ball and tried to play. nothing much. tried to get our instructor caleb to take a look at our rowing skills. but to no avail.
bath. went home. crap. i forget to bring camera again. say thanks to shawn and felicia!! keep smsing me. ask me come faster. bring xbox games ah. then forget camera. so its yanling and sarah birthday. family meetings are just hahahahah haah eat eat hahahhaha eat eat drink drink play play lose win lose win win win lose hahahahahah haha lol lol lol rofl rofl lmao lmao lmao lol lol haha hahahahaha eat drink. you get the pattern? smart. cut cake. eat cake. pattern continue. go home!!!
now my com is almost back to normal. just left microsoft programs. alright. calling out to fun loving. wanting to kayak people. even if got sat church or cca trainings or sunday. please tell me!! i will keep a look out. oh ya kelly. sometimes. the course will be all sundays. but i don know 1 star have not. i just look around la. have i tell you. http://www.pa.gov.sg/ cya.
one month of hell and FUN! its been a long long time since i blogged! lots lots lots of stuff has happen. keep it simple ya. im now a one star kayaker! met some very steady MJ ODACians, one woman from the US working in the banking sector, one training lawyer from UK who has a degree in chinese studies from taiwan, an indian from indian working in a us company which does engineering stuff and last but also the least, one indian and one malay from BB of loyang sec sch. interesting people we have met.
so last sat me and ky went back to do some relaxing rowing. 10to5. visited the whole pasir ris beach. did countless capsize drill. did lots and lots of clapping during capsize. water confidence increased! sort of bumped into the mjc odacians again.
my cough for 3 weeks has decided to move along. 23bucks in total of 2 visits to polyclinics.
play pool after last sat rowing session. total cost seven 10. each person 10bucks. will have another important post for this.
life has been good. more dive shops are located. some have relocated. 400bucks towards underwater hockey. weekdays are sometimes fun but mostly boring. weekends are well spent with friends and family.
speaking of family. shawn birthday last two weeks. sarah birthday coming sat. must must must rmb to bring camera!!!!! xbox sessions again.
kjm needs money to go overseas kjm needs money to cut hair kjm needs money to row kayak and get basic set for diving and underwater hockey kjm needs a lot of motivation to do homework and projects kjm needs a com which can play dota without fail kjm needs a mask, snorkel, botties, fins, paddle kjm has no money kjm has no job =EQUALS= kjm should get a job ASAP.
should i or should i not.. i feel like deleting the whole blog. move to lj or xanga. or find a cooler blogskin which is difficult. vodka is cool. way cool. life has always been full of surprise.
had family gathering. grill food. xbox. family. if we could inculde a sleepover. it would be wonderful. however. we always need someone to spoil our day. crying was all that needed. didnt we say 20mins? 20mins and its all your. no one will bother you. we will walk away. let your play all you wan. cry for fuk... and you messed it up. people get pissed with me. i get pissed with others. you cry you win. there give it to you..[throw shawn's controller on the floor] haha. nah i left it on the floor.
we had soccer showdown. long time did not play became so lousy. black and white. 6-2 first match. 2-0 for second match first half. until someone cried. and we cant finish the 20mins. next. after finish his game. we got back to showdown! HALO 2. hehe. black and white teams up. won!! deathmatch for last score. my rockets did the job. shawn was pissed! haha. his team had the sword for a long time. but still. sniper won! kudos to wei jun and jing shen.
talk to jem for a damn long afternoon on ccn day. had lunch. talk talk talk talk talk. maisie's bubble tea was nice. how they make one? they bought it. then i went home. cant believe the sweat i had. digusting.
now now. i have smth digusting to say. when i was doing cooldown after my run at the end of changi beach. i was looking at the sunset. for 15mins. nothing happen. until i saw a family sitting tgt. 1papa. 1mama. 1son. so i started to wonder. omg. is the mama half naked? she does not looks like she is wear any. so i move forward to a bench to do my cooldown. then. the mom stand up. i saw a halfnaked woman. what the hell. this is singapore lo. and so i stare on. don say i pervert. they were back facing me. i watch and watch. thinking. how would the son grow up to be? he might be like so pervert craving to grab some girls anytime. sigh. ugly naked woman with ugly man... would anyone bring their wife to the beach to start touching and kissing her body parts in public? what would you feel? don you think lust has override love?
we have to know. lust/love/sex are three different things. the most important one is sex. human need air, water and food. and sex to survive. psycho taught me that. and its true. without sex. they will be no babys. lets forget about those crazy scientist who would say well i could take the sperm and the egg. number 2 on the list is love. love keeps a couple together. or that might be a factor. lastly. we have lust. which is a very funny term. it is bad and good. you must have lust for your wife right. without it. you will go for other girls or women. however. too much of a lust will just result in a husband asking for sex daily. or even not asking and forcing. well. we all know this. too much of something good is bad.
my lecturer is a councilor for a church. he told us in lecture. the most affecting factor of a teenager is BOY GIRL RELATION. true to a huge extent. i have a good example. there is 2times more girls commiting suicide than boys. however the success rate for guys is 2times more than the girls. largely due to BGR. once i had this primary school mate. she love this guy so much she lost her personal life when they broke up. its like during your free times you wont know what to do. you cant call your bf and chat. guys are proven to be more emotional damage after a break. so if is it true that guys have more lust than love? if so. why are they so emotionally damaged? funny. some say guys are pervert. always staring at my boobs. well. i don think so. i met girls who are more horny than guys.
goodnight. for all the broken souls. i have seen enough to understand. no. i am no suicidal. lots of place to dive.
oh ya. my D80 produce high quality photos. which kind of sucks. i cant upload to friendster. and blogger takes a lifetime to upload one. i can crop. but it sucks to crop. i have lots of photos to show. sigh.....
its kinda late. happy birthday wei jun. who is next???
jun ming.
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;basic open water diver
(PULAU AUR ON 16 TO 18NOV 07)
;12km army half marathon 07
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;10km standard chartered marathon07
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;42KM SUNDOWN MARATHON 31st may 08
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;ITS ALL IN THE MIND.
;53rd NCC CLT course
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